Through the use of our glorious Soviet people's cosmos technology you are now able to record and study all of your boring, same old, same old, rides around the bay.

Simply by attaching a dynamo powered, basket sized, GLONASS receiver to the front of your bicycle all your routes, efforts and times can and will be studied. Any citizen found by the authorities to be guilty of deviant riding will be eligible for a very long cycle tour of Siberia.


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