I always voted at my party's call,
And I never thought of thinking for myself at all.

Leningrad Velo's Glorious Leader and his spineless henchmen guide the club to a brighter tomorrow whilst eating and drinking their way through your subs.

Anyone found to be disagreeing with these geriatric farts, or trying to do anything to benefit the collective without the leaders' approval, will be eligible for a very long cycle tour of Siberia about which the shameless leadership will subsequently spread lies and rumours.

Annual general meeting

Chairman makes point

Spiritual advisor